A Moving Song
[Sung (badly) to the tune of "Goin' Back to Indiana" by the Jackson Five.]
Goin' back to Indiana Illinois
Back to where we started from,
Goin' back to Indiana Illinois
Illinois, here we come!
Ottawa, you got a lot o' pretty things,
Saw a lot of cheese and moose and skating rinks,
But I ain't got my oyster crackers and I'm feelin' wrong,
That's why I gotta sing this song, yeah.
Goin' back to Illinois
Back to where the land is flay-at,
Goin' back to Illinois, yeah
That's where a toque is called a hay-at.
[OK, Daley, you got it . . .]
Repeat if desired.
I know, the oyster crackers line needs work. And some others probably.




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